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bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat
lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi
hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe
chordo hanif
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samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi
aayanikhil
Bob calls in to his
job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work
today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my
legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you
today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to
give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work.
You should try that."
2 hours later Bob
calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I
feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice
house." Osman
+923014876609
Indian
mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday -
they
have decided to change the name of
zero. The new name will be
GANGULY.NOMA--03455916346
little kid asks:
mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh.
mocharlzero
a young boy was
arrestedfor murder, his
father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their
is densely grass around the house and u c that i am old
enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig
those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass
bcoz i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police
about it, the police went there and dig all over but they
finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police
have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy
replied i was trying to assist u.
arofhizo
Waiter : I've
stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your
problems. Give the menu card.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Teacher : Correct the
sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is
grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies
First.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Man : How old is
your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when
I was born. Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Aik dafa aik
aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se
aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha.
ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they . russian ne
kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.American ne
kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne
kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah
sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye
gay.................tigerpaki03459029997
FATHER: How
are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you
mean?
SON: They're below C
level. Osman (0301-4876609 /
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STUDENT: But I don't
thinkI deserve a
zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's
the lowest mark I can give you.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Computor
Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told
1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java
java.NeErAj
BagDiYa
Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut
gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi hota
hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya
kare NeErAj
BagDiYa
A
FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND
ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE
MAT NACHNA'' sanam
naz
Teacher: What
should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no
cover on the girl dimesh
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1
PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen
par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye
but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain
ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij
diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k
Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed
khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi
gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi
ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY
HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho
chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury
Balaa hai hamid ali
03026634069
Why can't u trust a
woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something
that bleeds for five
days and does'nt die Kush
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